DonkeyMooMoo
Yes, I actually bought this domain thinking it would be my business name.
I also registered the LLC.
I have since come to my senses.
The origin story
On a recent family trip to Japan, our daughter became fully, irrevocably enamored with gashapon machines. Every single one. We could not walk past one without a small finger pointing and a hopeful, non-negotiable request.
One particularly fateful capsule produced what was, technically, supposed to be a horse. It was not a horse. It looked like a horse and a cow had a child together, and that child had clearly been through some things.
She took one look and named it DonkeyMooMoo.
It was both an accurate zoological description and, apparently, the name of my next business.
What DonkeyMooMoo does
Exists. Mostly.
Some actual projects
Lest you think I only buy joke domains: I do, in fact, build real things for real people. Here are a couple I am genuinely proud of.
A clean, fast website I designed and built for Burton Builders LLC, a construction company specializing in ADU (accessory dwelling unit) construction. Real client, real deadline, zero donkeys.
A high-end site for New Edge Concrete, a Bay Area concrete contractor handling foundations, retaining walls, and ADU concrete work across Richmond and San Francisco. Upscale design to match the quality of their builds.